homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

(via fat-batman)



greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(via laramore)



(via metalhearted)



(via dekapitated)


(via pizza)


forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via cumfort)


leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

image

(via fat-batman)


(via zen-paradox)


lunackitsuen:

luna moth

lunackitsuen:

luna moth

(via zen-paradox)


peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

(via kripke-is-our-king)



hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via useendearments)